Trenton Part Time Jobs

RE: OFFENDING POSTINGS (CRAIGSLIST)

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING RE: JOB OFFERS. PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

1) ANYONE OFFERING $15.00/HOUR OR LESS FOR EDUCATED(COLLEGE DEGREED), SKILLED LABOR, ETC. (YOU GET THE IDEA) IS A COMPLETE JERK-OFF.

2) ANYONE OFFERING $10.00/HOUR OR LESS FOR ANY JOB IS A COMPLETE JERK-OFF/MORON/SCUMBAG.

3) ANYONE OFFERING LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE IS A COMPLETE JERK-OFF/MORON/SCUMBAG/PIECE OF SH_T AND SHOULD BE SHOT.

I SAW A POSTING FOR $425.25/WEEK (I'M STILL WONDERING WHERE THE QUARTER FITS IN). NOW GET THIS. IT'S A SIXTY, YES 60, HOUR WEEK. DO THE MATH. LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE. LOCK AND LOAD FOR THIS SCUMBAG.

MY TAKE ON THE ABOVE? THEY DO NOT NEED TO LOOK FOR PEOPLE TO HIRE. THEY HAVE ENOUGH FAMILY MEMBERS TO WORK FOR THOSE WAGES.
MOST OF THEM SHOULD GO BACK TO SECOND GRADE AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND USE CORRECT GRAMMAR.
THEY ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE STATE OF THE ECONOMY. IF AND WHEN THINGS PICK UP THEY WILL BE SUCKING D_CKS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE.

THEN THERE ARE POSTINGS AND SITUATIONS SIMILAR TO:
A) MAKE 45K PART TIME, $100,000 EASY, THE BEST KEPT SECRET, ETC. MY QUESTION IS, WHY ISN'T EVERYBODY KNOCKING THE DOORS DOWN TO WORK THERE?
B) POSTING IN WRONG AREAS SO THEY EXPECT YOU TO DRIVE 600 MILES TO GET TO WORK.
C) THE SAME POSTINGS THAT APPEAR THE SAME DAY UNDER A DIFFERENT POSTING TITLE. AT LEAST SIX TIMES. ONE WORD IS CHANGED IN THE DESCRIPTION AND THESE PEA BRAINS THINK IT'S GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
D) THE LIST CAN GO ON AND ON.


BESIDE THE SCUMBAG WAGES. HERE IS WHAT IS EXPECTED:

A) YOU MUST HAVE YOUR OWN TOOLS, USE YOUR CAR FOR DELIVERIES (NO TOLLS AND GAS), ETC.

B) DURING YOUR (1) 9 MINUTE BREAK OF THE DAY YOU MUST STUDY FOR THE NEW NASA SPACE SHUTTLE ASTRONAUT PROGRAM EXAM. THE EXAM MUST BE PASSED WITHIN 4 AND A HALF WEEKS. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL BE GROUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.

C) YOU ARE REQUIRED TO WORK EVERY OTHER SATURDAY TO ASSIST IN BRAIN SURGURY AT THE HOSPITAL DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET. (ANOTHER 1200 MILES ON YOUR CAR). THIS IS CONSIDERED VOLUNTEER WORK AND A SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY. YOU WILL NOT BE COMPENSATED. HOWEVER WE WILL OFFER A LUNCH SPECIAL FOR $72.

D) ANYONE WITH LESS THAN 6 MASTERS DEGREES AND AT LEAST ONE DOCTORATE, IN ONE OF THE LIFE SCIENCES, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY.

E) PUT "LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO HELP US BREAK OUT OF THE LOONEY BIN" IN THE SUBJECT LINE OR YOUR E-MAIL WILL BE DELETED.

F) THESE POSITIONS ARE GOING FAST.

G) ETC., ETC., ETC.


FLAG THESE POSTINGS! IF YOU AGREE DROP ME A LINE.

SINCERELY AND THANKS FOR READING,

JOHNNY "LITTLE JOHN" BAGADONUTS

  • Location: CRAIGSLIST
  • Compensation: THESE POSTINGS ARE WASTING OUR TIME
  • This is at a non-profit organization.
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Sales Assistant Needed (East Brunswick NJ)

Looking for a sales assistant to help follow up with customers to gather their documents to help process their mortgage loan. The ideal person should have good communication skills, patient, and able to multi-task. Job can be stressful at times with every customer thinking they are your only customer and needs to close asap. Sales assistant will answer calls and do some administrative work. Part time from 9 am - 2pm. $12 an hour Please email resume and should have at least one year experience.
  • Location: East Brunswick NJ
  • Compensation: $12.00
  • This is a part-time job.
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Part Time Marketing Graphics Assistant (Hamilton, NJ)

Medical Diagnostic Laboratories (MDL) is a CLIA certified clinical laboratory with multiple state licensing, specializing in state of the art, automated DNA based molecular analysis of a variety of chronic and infectious illnesses. MDL specializes and performs Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR) with a larger menu of testing available in the field of infectious disease. Our main theme of research is in the field of Gynecology, Infectious Diseases, Infectious Arthritis, Tick-borne Diseases, Mycology, and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS).

MDL is currently hiring for Part Time Production Assistant in the Marketing Department to join our team in our corporate office in Hamilton, NJ.

Job Description:
The Production Assistant will assist the Graphics Division of the Marketing Department with their production schedule.

Essential Functions:

1. Assist in the day-to-day print production projects including: printing, laminating, cutting, scoring, spiral binding, etc.
2. Work with requestors and designers to handle content requests and content changes.
3. Assist in updating our project tracking spreadsheet.
4. Assist in data-base maintenance and mail merges for direct mail campaigns.
5. Organize files and photograph libraries.
6. Assist with contacting outside vendors for pricing, job specifications, etc.
7. Assist with inventory controls procedures.
8. Assist designers with ongoing projects as needed.
9. Assist with mass mailings.

Additional Responsibilities:

Perform other duties as may be assigned by the Director of Marketing & Administration and Senior Graphic Designer.

Requirements:

1. Minimum: Associates degree or equivalent combination of education and experience required.
2. Three years related work experience, preferable in graphics, printing or marketing, or a customer service or operations support capacity.
3. Well developed ability to multi-task and prioritize, strong organizational skills and detail orientation are of the highest importance.
4. High level of initiative and resourcefulness.
5. Confirmed ability to establish, maintain, and retain loyal relationships with internal staff as well as outside contacts and vendors.
6. Energy, motivation, enthusiasm and integrity.
7. Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
8. Excellent interpersonal skills.
9. Must demonstrate sound judgment and decision making ability.
10. Computer proficiency in MS office, Excel, e-mail and internet functions.



To Apply: (please follow all steps or resume won't be accepted)

 Resumes must be sent in MS Word or in plain text format only. Please reference job code "PA".
 Include salary requirements in cover letter, those resumes without will not be considered
 Email: jobs@mdlab.com or fax to (609) 570-1025.

Only qualified candidates will be contacted. No phone calls or Agencies

Visit us at http://www.mdlab.com/

Medical Diagnostic Laboratories is an Equal Opportunity Employer

  • Location: Hamilton, NJ
  • Compensation: NEG
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SAT I, II and AP Subject Tutors Wanted (Livingston-Edison)

We are seeking full time and/or part time teachers for reading, writing, math, ACT, and SAT preparation. C2 Education carefully select instructors who consistently deliver great results, and pride ourselves in the quality of our programs.

Tutors can expect a predictable weekly pay and do not have to travel to other people's home. All instruction is done at our centers. We provide very consistent and flexible scheduling.

C2's New Jersey locations include: Paramus, Fort Lee, Closter, Wayne, Livingston, East Brunswick, Edison, and Cherry Hill.

C2's New York locations include: Scarsdale, Manhattan, Staten Island, Nanuet, Plainview, and Queens.

Candidate must possess a love for teaching, but previous teaching experience is not a prerequisite.

We are looking for: highly skilled, motivated, versatile, dependable, and dynamic individuals who have strong communication skills.

B.A. is a must.

Strong SAT scores are a must for SAT prep teachers.

Please email resumes and SAT scores to our craigslist account or fax them to 770.623.1600. See what the tutoring is like and what our students have to say:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZ0wTDlk6U&NR=1. Additional information can be found on our website at http://www.c2educate.com.
  • Location: Livingston-Edison
  • Compensation: hourly $17-$35 salary $30k-$50k (w/benefits)
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Oil Lube Tech Needed for IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT (South Brunswick)



DELUXE CAR WASH & EXPRESS LUBE is looking for a skilled
OIL LUBE TECH for IMMEIDIATE EMPLOYMENT.
FULL TIME & PART TIME Positions available .

MUST POSESS following skills:
-Must be able to drive both manual and automatic transmissions
-Must have team working ability’s
-Hard Working, Responsible, and RELIABLE!!!
-Basic Computer Skills
-EXCELLENT Communication Skills
-MUST BE Comfortable & Confident with ALL BASIC mechanical Responsibilities. i.e.
Oil Change
Tire Rotation
Engine, Transmission, & Radiator Flush
know how and where to check and top off various fluids on vehicles
ECT…

Contact Frank or Mike at Rt130DeluxeCarWash@gmail.com or call 732-821-0813
Please feel free to stop in and fill out an application We are located at
980 Georges rd Monmouth Junction 08852
Right next to the Acme Nissan Dealership on rt.130 north http://deluxe-carwash.com/
  • Location: South Brunswick
  • Compensation: hourly PLUS Bouns all BASED ON LEVEL OF EXPERIENCE
  • Telecommuting is ok.
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Dog Walking Pet Sitting Positions Available (Morristown, Summit)

Pet Sitters Dog Walkers Wanted

Pay is $10 per 1/2 hour job

You can work in any of these towns.
Berkeley Heights, Summit, Chatham, New Providence, Madison, Morristown, Mountainside

Flexible hours are available to fit your schedule. Part Time/Full Time, Mornings, Mid-Day, Evenings, Weekdays, Weekends, Work all day or just a few hours.

Applicants must be able to make a long term commitment of at least 6 months

Please fill out our application if you are interested in hearing more about what we have to offer. Click Here For Application



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  • Location: Morristown, Summit
  • Compensation: $10 per half hour visit
  • This is a part-time job.
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Our Agents Make 70% to 90% Commission (Monmouth & Middlesex County)

Exit Blue Water Realty

Residental and Commercial Real Estate                                         

Are you ready to make 2012 the best year of your Real Estate Career ?

You will;
  • Keep more Commission in your Pocket

  • Pay less Commission to your Broker

  • Pay Less in E & O Ins.

  • Pay ZERO Desk Fees

  • No Mandatory Floor Time

  • Need Full Training and Support

  • Need to Work in a Professional Environment

  • Get Leads

  • Work From Home with flexible hours

  • Get Trained for Reo Listings

  • Get Trained for Short Sale Listing

  • Get Trained to do BPO's

If these are your goals for 2012 then I have some good news for your my friend.

Welcome to Exit Blue Water Realty!

At Exit Blue Water Realty we want our agents to grow and succeed in their business. We provide hands on training to our agent so they can be the best of the best. 

We offer to our agents:

  • 70% to 90% Commission Splits
  • 10% Residual Income
  • 7% Retirement Benefits
  • Low Cost E & O
  • Full Training in Reo, Short Sale, Fsbo's, Expired Listings and much more
  • No Floor time
  • No Desk Fees
  • State of the Art Technology Center
  • Training in S0cial Media Marketing
  • SEO Training and much much more...
Now Hiring Full Time and Part Time Real Estate Agents for our Marlboro NJ Office.

Each office independently owned and operated.
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EXIT BLUE WATER REALTY 53 ROUTE 34, 
MARLBORO, NJ 07747




NAVEEN SHARMA

BROKER-MANAGER

C: 732.429.0939

O: 732-696-8090

Call for lnterview today

Cell: 732-429-0939

REO and Short Sale Agents Needed in following Counties:

  • Monmouth County
  • Ocean County
  • Middlesex County
  • Union County
  • Mercer County
  • Somerset County

 


  • Location: Monmouth & Middlesex County
  • Compensation: Commission Bases
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Part Time Pastry Cook (Bedminster)

Contemporary American Fine Dining Restaraunt seeking entry level to experienced part time Pasrty Cook.
Three 10 hour shifts a week. Menus are seasonal utrilizing local ingredients.
Kitchen is a fun and educational place to work and learn.

Please include resume and contact Kim to apply.
  • Location: Bedminster
  • Compensation: $8-$10 per hour
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TGI FRIDAY IS HIRING IN PRINCENTON (Princention NJ)

Come join the excitement and become part of TGI FRIDAY RESTAURANT! TGI FRIDAY is one of the country's fastest growing restaurant companies led by Carlson Group.

The TGI FRIDAY in Princenton NJ is seeking talented, passionate, and casual dining experienced team members to join its team! we are hiring full time experience server, kitchen team member, host/hostess, and shift leader.

What we Seek:
• motivated individuals with positive attitude, must have casual dining restaurant experience, with open availability on weekday, weekend, day and night shift.
• a guest focused and guest driven attitude
• determination to achieve satisfaction excellence
• team players who seek to join a winning team


Responsibilities Include:
• providing guests with positive dining experiences through excellent product knowledge, and a positive attitude
• contributing to a dedicated group of restaurant professionals
• continually seeking to improve restaurant operations

stop in from sunday to thursday between 2pm to 5pm, or after 9pm and ask for one of the management team to set up a interview. for directions go to Tgifriday.com. or call 609-520-0378.
  • Location: Princention NJ
  • Compensation: TBD
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Lawn Service (Somerset/SouthBBrook)

Landscaping/ Grass cutting
Must know how to cut grass and weed wack/trim/edge
Part Time to start, full time possible if you work out.
start at $8.00 per hr.

send resume in email

Thanks.
  • Location: Somerset/SouthBBrook
  • Compensation: $8.00 per. hr. to start
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